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princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

Y’all motherfuckers need Ray Bradbury.

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fetussam:

I feel so bad for Benedict Cumberbatch. Just because someone’s famous doesn’t mean the paparazzi can stalk and harass them, especially when they’re on holiday. Lot’s of people skinny dip when they go on holiday, and it’s shameful the the paparazzi had the nerve to actually release the photos.

here are the photos (viewer discretion is advised)

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Tags: oh FUCK OFF xD
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samanticshift:

chasewoods:

The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to

and the story will revolve around a white journalist who ultimately realizes that wow, we’re all human

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kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

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nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

That’s a wok.

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gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

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teapayne:

you never know!

That’s not a cube, but point taken all the same.

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funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

Unrealistic. A Stormtrooper couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn at that range.

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

longlivebatcow:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

You Know what would make a brilliant Winchester Family Anthem?

I thought hard about it, and I realised… it was, and always would be… THIS

YOU SHIT

YOU ABSOLUTE SHIT

I AM IN TEARS IN MY SCHOOL LIBRARY

*CAN’T BREATHE… LAUGHING TOO HARD…*

It’s genuinely pretty hard to beat this, as Winchester-relevant songs go.

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