every IKEA exterior leads to the same IKEA interior. if someone in china and someone in america both went to their local IKEA store, they would run into each other. if they walked out the front door together, on the other side the american person would be alone in america and the chinese person…
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
this is why you don’t name your children with the same letter
my grandpa on my dad’s side used to do this ALL THE TIME and no one else ever did and then right after he died my dad started doing it all the time so obviously this was willed to my dad
My Gran has been known to roll through every male name on that side of my family before getting to mine.
-Famous last words of Ulag Donkeybeard after rerolling character.