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whiskeykin:

adorablesnakes:

My baby ball python, hiding in a teacup.  Well hidden, babysnake.  Well hidden.

Stewie, can we have the snake if we keep it in a teacup on the bar?

That would depend on the size of the teacup. I’ll accept anything that fits in my big (pint and a half) mug. If you spend a fortune on the world’s largest Chippendale teacup…

whiskeykin:

adorablesnakes:

My baby ball python, hiding in a teacup.  Well hidden, babysnake.  Well hidden.

Stewie, can we have the snake if we keep it in a teacup on the bar?

That would depend on the size of the teacup. I’ll accept anything that fits in my big (pint and a half) mug. If you spend a fortune on the world’s largest Chippendale teacup…

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Christ on a bike

whiskeykin:

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Ooh, what job are you doing? (Any job involving a crowbar sounds fun xD)
I’m working with my dad, starting to renovate and restore a 300-year-old, Grade II Listed cottage in Troutbeck. My uncle bought it and now dad and I are doing the work, as it was bought semi-derelict and badly in need of updating. It’s intended as a holiday cottage for my uncle and our family.
I specifically needed the jemmy to take up the flagstone floor in the shed on the end of the cottage. I say shed, I mean outhouse. We stripped a 2-seat earth toilet (unused for 40+years, thankfully) out of it last week. Some of the flags we took up weigh about as much as I do; such are the wonders of working in a slate area of the Lakes. One is going as a hearthstone when we rebuild the fireplace, the others will be relaid elsewhere or go back in the shed once we’ve levelled and insulated the floor.
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So today at work I tried to find a crowbar by wandering around the house saying “here jemmy jemmy jemmy” as if I expected a fucking crowbar to come when called.

As much as this job is interesting in its way I think I’m going insane.

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neotenomie:

ladygolem:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

May 12, 1991: Bill Watterson predicts vaporwave.

holy SHIT

as a 10-year-old who was berated for preferring new age and soft rock this one always stuck with me

But we’ve all known all alongThat revolution is more than a song

neotenomie:

ladygolem:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

May 12, 1991: Bill Watterson predicts vaporwave.

holy SHIT

as a 10-year-old who was berated for preferring new age and soft rock this one always stuck with me

But we’ve all known all along
That revolution is more than a song

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thefuryofthenorth:

RE the Hobbit trailer, it doesn’t seem to me that there’s any evidence of Dain and the Dwarfs of the Iron Hills, which is disappointing

Doesn’t that put them one army short for the Battle? Elves, Goblins, Men, Thorin’s dwarves… unless Beorn turns up as a one-man-army?

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britishdetectives:

Morse smacks down a pompous professor of behalf of his police buddies. Priceless.

Jakes’ reaction is pure class.

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timelord-youngblood:

Rose: Come on Doctor, lets go to the beach!

Doctor: Just let me put some suitable footwear on.
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WHEN YOU FINISH A BOOK AND DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO HUG IT OR THROW IT ACROSS THE ROOM

dukeofbookingham:

It’s like:

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