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natalunasans:

raptorific:

every IKEA exterior leads to the same IKEA interior. if someone in china and someone in america both went to their local IKEA store, they would run into each other. if they walked out the front door together, on the other side the american person would be alone in america and the chinese person…

I-space.

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gaygisa:

kernalmustache:

gaygisa:

instead of saying “him or her” you can say…you know…they….its not hard

"Who are talking to?"
"Just sone guy. I know they from school."

you use “them” in this situation…

ce n’est pas tres fucking difficile.

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thebreakfastgenie:

dokiis:

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

this is why you don’t name your children with the same letter

my grandpa on my dad’s side used to do this ALL THE TIME and no one else ever did and then right after he died my dad started doing it all the time so obviously this was willed to my dad

My Gran has been known to roll through every male name on that side of my family before getting to mine.

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I’m a dwarf with 19 con, i can drink molten iron if i want.

outofcontextdnd:

-Famous last words of Ulag Donkeybeard after rerolling character.

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neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

This post made me rethink a lot of stuff.

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kiss-my-aspergers:

cosmictuesdays:

witchylana:

unbuttonedinawood:

pasiphile:

fructosebat:

swanjolras:

when i find myself in times of trouble

terry pratchett comes to me

whispering sam vimes once arrested a motherfucking dragon

you are capable…

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Things in the Cards Against Humanity font & format that aren’t CAH are slightly confusing.

Things in the Cards Against Humanity font & format that aren’t CAH are slightly confusing.

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urluring:

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

LOOK INTO ITS EYES

If that dog’s name isn’t Steve Buscemi, it should be.

urluring:

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

LOOK INTO ITS EYES

If that dog’s name isn’t Steve Buscemi, it should be.

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lysnk2:

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Well he does now.

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